Comedy is everything

hellobooze:

Comedy Bang! Bang! is the only show in tv history that would have an episode where Andrew Lloyd Webber gets married to a sentient couch

I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long. You wanna know why? Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above ground pool.

— Mitch Hedberg (via allofthismatters)